why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
June 2013
26 posts
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REBLOG IF YOU WANT AN HONEST OPINION ABOUT YOURSELF IN YOUR ASK BOX
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
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May 2013
80 posts
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
